Kim Kardashian is Pregnant and Fat

Not, by the way, that The Curmudgeon cares a whit about Ms. K or any of the other defective members of her bizarre family, but while waiting in line at the supermarket last night for the cashier to ring up his Froot Loops and chocolate milk – staples of any bachelor’s diet, right? – he was entertained by not one, not two, not three, but four different tabloids touting the latest exploits of this generation’s answer to the Gabor sisters.

One of those magazines boasted a headline that poor Kimmy is deeply hurt by all of the comments about her baby fat and pregnancy weight gain, so The Curmudgeon decided that anything that bothers Ms. Thang must certainly be worth doing, hence the obnoxious headline of this short piece.

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