As he has written in the past, part of the legacy of The Curmudgeon’s late father is a never-ending stream of catalogues that come to his son’s door. One is from an outfit called Heartland America, and The Curmudgeon has to confess that it’s useful for one thing: passing the time when seated upon…the throne.
While thumbing through the Heartland catalogue recently The Curmudgeon came across what he quickly learned was no ordinary vest for men.
Here’s how the catalogue describes it:
Look cool while packing heat in this classic Milwaukee Performance denim club vest!
There’s only one thing more intimidating than a tough guy with an attitude: a tough guy with an attitude who’s packing heat! This club vest is crafted from 14.5 oz. 100% cotton denim that’s cooler than leather and has two inside pockets that let you conceal your handgun and extra magazines. And if you don’t carry a firearm, they’re great for your cell phone, wallet and other essentials. Also features classic 4-snap front, 2 lower front coin pockets, soft satin inside liner for comfort and side lace detailing for a perfect fit.
So get yours now; it’s what all the well-dressed terrorists, mass murderers, and psychopaths are wearing this year.