That must be the philosophy of Weis Markets, a regional supermarket chain with 163 stores in Pennsylvania, Maryland, New York, New Jersey, and West Virginia.
Weis recently announced that it was jumping aboard the cage-free egg bandwagon: that it was only going to sell cage-free eggs.
Well, maybe the folks at Weis only managed to get one foot on that bandwagon because they announced that all the eggs they sell will be cage-free.
The Curmudgeon will give them one thing: it took enormous cojones to go public with such a preposterous announcement.
Enormous cojones to complement small brains and even smaller ambitions.