It was just a simple headline in the sports section of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:
Pittsburgh high school roundup: Mars softball topples Seneca Valley
Considering that gravity on the red planet is only 38 percent of that on Earth, The Curmudgeon is guessing it was a high-scoring game.
He also wonders how many days of school the Seneca Valley team had to miss to get to the game.
And whether they ran into Matt Damon while they were there.