They’re “Stars”?

Last week ABC television, after burning up its telephone lines with fruitless calls to A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list, and E-list celebrities, announced the celebrity F-listers (as in “what the f am I doing on this stupid show?”) who will participate on its next season of Dancing With the Stars.

So it’s time for our annual “How many of these ‘stars’ have you ever even heard of?” competition.

We will soon see if her coochi-coochi still coos

We will soon see if her coochi-coochi still coos

Here are the announced “stars”:

  • Bonner Bolton
  • Charo
  • Chris Kattan
  • David Ross
  • Erika Jayne
  • Heather Morris
  • Mr. T
  • Nancy Kerrigan
  • Nick Viall
  • Normani Kordei
  • Rashad Jennings
  • Simone Biles

The Curmudgeon has heard of five.  How did you do?

 

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