Another Product Nobody Needs

An Alexa-powered toilet.

Seriously: a toilet that heats the seat, raises and lowers the lid, and plays music.

It’s brought to you by the folks at Kohler, one of biggest sellers of toilets in the U.S.

Kohler is looking for a bigger payday with the Numi intelligent Wi-Fi-connected Kohler commode, which, according to USA Today,

You can ask it to heat up the seat, lift the lid, play your favorite tunes, and of course, flush. “Numi delivers hands-free control, personalized cleansing functionality,” reads the release, “that let users fine-tune every aspect of their experience to their exact preferences.”

The Curmudgeon especially loves the reference to “personalized cleansing functionality” – although it does make rather conspicuous a pretty important part of the, um, cleansing experience that the Numi intelligent Wi-Fi-connected Kohler commode neither participates in nor enhances.

The john absolutely no one needs will be available later this year: the standard Numi starting at $5625 and the black model from $6500.

Order yours now.


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