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Mini-Rumination: Levi Johnston, Boy Genius

Levi Johnston, Bristol (daughter of Sarah) Palin’s baby daddy, has already shared his physical shortcomings with the world.  Now, he is – yet again – exposing his intellectual shortcomings as well.

Johnston apparently is intent on spreading his underwhelming seed as widely as possible, and according to a recent article in the Christian Science Monitor, he and his latest baby mama plan to name their daughter, currently in utero, “Beretta,” after the gun.

It could have been worse.  Levi’s favorite gun could have been a Luger.