About the Four-Eyed Curmudgeon

The Four-Eyed Curmudgeon is a middle-aged, middle-class American male.  An otherwise undistinguished individual of no significant personal or professional accomplishment or importance, he nevertheless is something that a certain segment of the American population truly despises:  a liberal, ivy league-educated, big-city Jew.  Born, raised, and educated in Philadelphia, he currently resides in temporary exile in a faceless New Jersey suburb of Philadelphia.  Feel free to contact him at yus57@comcast.net



  • Peaches Shimmerdeep  On December 1, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    I’m a sucker for Ivy-league educated big city Jews. They are the best kissers. Wanna get together some time?

  • Scott  On December 13, 2011 at 10:32 am

    I just stumbled upon the Curmudgeon. Entertaining! Keep on writing!

  • Laura  On July 5, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    I should have recognized a fellow East Coast, liberal Jew.

  • Big Chungles  On December 12, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    would you be so kind as to fall in love with me, you see, how are your lungs? are they in pain? cause mine are. I need a transplant and your blood type is o. i could use a lung. or two. thanks. is that allowed?

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