The Four-Eyed Curmudgeon is a middle-aged, middle-class American male. An otherwise undistinguished individual of no significant personal or professional accomplishment or importance, he nevertheless is something that a certain segment of the American population truly despises: a liberal, ivy league-educated, big-city Jew. Born, raised, and educated in Philadelphia, he currently resides in temporary exile in a faceless New Jersey suburb of Philadelphia. Feel free to contact him at yus57@comcast.net
Crossing Against the Light: 
I’m a sucker for Ivy-league educated big city Jews. They are the best kissers. Wanna get together some time?
I just stumbled upon the Curmudgeon. Entertaining! Keep on writing!
I should have recognized a fellow East Coast, liberal Jew.
Plus, there’s the schnoz.
would you be so kind as to fall in love with me, you see, how are your lungs? are they in pain? cause mine are. I need a transplant and your blood type is o. i could use a lung. or two. thanks. is that allowed?